January 2010
Senioritis.
“Senioritis, from the word senior plus the suffix -itis, is a colloquial term used in the United States to describe the decreased motivation toward studies displayed by students who are nearing the end of their high school.”
I’m sick. Sick with senioritis. I can’t seem to bring myself to doing ANYTHING these damn days.
Gaah. I am such a menace to the school paper. How can...
Paradise is the ability to know you’re in it before you’re cast out...
– Jay Leno
Kabu: (Explains the multiverse theory)
Me: I'm happy that in this universe, things didn't turn out too bad.
Kabu: Yeah but in other universes, things could be better!
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During my scholarship interview...
Panelist 1: You passed both ADMU and UP? Where do you plan on going?
Me: UP ma'am.
Panelist 2: Why?
Me: Because I believe that it is the best school in the Philippines.
Panelist 3: You are aware that four of our panelists are from ADMU.
Me: ...
Dear Chuck
I know I can think of more classy idioms than “in a pickle,” but I’m too mentally and emotionally exhausted to do so, so…
Dear Chuck,
I’m in quite a pickle right now. I don’t know WHAT to do. For one thing, I think my best friend is in love with me. He’s always hinting at it. And-
Oh look. There he goes. Sending a group message about...